"It's a laptop battery, it's not a double A!"

"What kind of batteries do you put in your bike?"

23:01 < flurble> flurble: "he appears to be half naked", Cat: "have a look!"

23:04 < flurble> Cat says they're very *short* shorts, if they're shorts.


23:05 < flurble> Cat: "it looks like he's hplding a piece of toast", flurble:
                 "it's a ubuntu CD!", Cat: "someone should tel ubuntu that
                 their CD looks like a piece of toast"